Once upon a hairy night Yoda arose from a dung heap. Behind Yoda arose four big bubbles that suddenly popped and Yoda had to scramble to land to get away from the smell. Suddenly his bum was stuck to something he could hardly move to get away from that awful smell. Yoda pulled hard and ripped his hairy little cheeks right off. Yoda yelled a deafening yell that his friend Stinky Pete heard and came to see what doins were a transpiring. When his friend Stinky Pete came over to see what the matter was Yoda screamed for big bubbles came up and he was trying to get away from the smell. Then the two hid in a bathtub, as so the power orbs would not get them. Yoda had forgotten that when he was in the mud he had caught a fart under some mud and these must have been bubbles from the hidden fart. When they were in the tub Yoda farted. It rang off the bottom like a telephone. In the bottom of the tub there was a piece of bubble gum and when Yoda farted it blew a bubble and got stuck to where his hairy cheeks were. That would've been a mess. If his hair would've been there Yoda and Stinky Pete would have spent the whole afternoon picking out the bubble gum from his bum hair.
The End.
The original computer print out of the story. We had written it in pencil in the form of write a line fold the paper and pass it on, but I lost that copy many moons ago
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