JPotty My Baby Sister

So I blog a lot about my baby sister since she and I are like inseparable. Every story worth telling has happened when we are together. I will admit when we were young we fought all the time, we were mean to each other, but we were meaner to common enemies. It was a dangerous combination of Barton genes, imagination, and pure hatred of a common enemy that made us perfect! The one thing that I love about us is our imagination, nothing was ever too far to imagine for us. When we were young we would put my suitcase in my closet and pretend it was a car or plane that would take us ANYWHERE! We would dress up, in our older cousins beavers uniforms, and off we would go. Where exactly? Usually Florida, commonly known as the bathroom. We were even smart enough to pack our lunch pails as suitcases for an extended stay in Florida. We were so happy and simple. But then there was the dark side. Once again common enemies, for instance Mamaz cousin Sandy. For no real good reason we didn't like her. I don't really know why we picked her, I mean she was really nice to us and even stayed with me while Mamaz was in the hospital having JPotty. But whatever was in our minds at the time was very powerful. How bad did it get? We once took an entire pack of red licorice and chewed it all up and spit it in her suitcase before she left to go home. She wouldn't have found that till she got home and by then it would have been too late to even think about washing that stain out. But we did worse things once we had some money and found the gag store at the mall. We would buy fart spray and stink bombs and use them on our enemies. Our best to date working in of a new person? And let me warn you NO ONE is safe from our teasing. KBot. KBot was our best tease yet. When I first started dating him JPotty and I decided to see how he could handle us, so I signed onto my MSN and JPotty and I had some fun. We pretended to be JPotty and told KBot that I (meaning JPotty) was secretly in love with him. He didn't buy it at first because JPotty was so mean to him and hated him (after all he stole her partner in crime) but after half an hour KBot was convinced and that's when we let him have it that it was really both of us having some fun with him. He wasn't too happy that we ganged up on him, though we still laugh about it now.

JPotty is awesome, everyone should have a sister like her. We are 1 year and 5 months apart, so when Mamaz would sign us up for things (IE gymnastics) we would be in the same group (we never listened to the teacher and did our own thing) we always had a friend because we were so close in age. Now we have KBot who chooses not to do what we do, he thinks we are evil. But the 3 of us are best friends now. The hard part will be having JPotty find a guy that will fit in our group just perfect. KBot said he isn't going to let us pick on the "new guy" (though JPotty hasn't found him yet) but I think he will have some fun watching it from the outside, plus the added bonus of we won't be bothering him for a while when someone new joins us!